Such stuff as dreams are made on
I wake up, groggy, bed-headed, pajamaed. Lying next to me, fully dressed on top of the bed is Gregory Mankiw, the economist. "You're Greg Mankiw," I intelligently remark.
He springs out of bed and stands up. "Would you like to discuss consumer surplus and tariffs?"
"Why are you here?" I ask.
"Don't you remember the Make-a-Wish Foundation?"